From Ozzie's Journal

Back before I remember, some shit happened. I don’t know how it started, and I don’t care! Because it’s been AWESOME!!! I got this science guy I’m babysitting. We’re just playing with these zombies right now, but once I get him toughened up, we’re going out to see the REAL SHIT!! I’m talking about mutants, robots, cannibals, vampires, necromancers, pimps, and did I mention mutant cannibalistic zombified ROBOT PIMPS? Of course I haven’t seen one, but I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL I DO!!! The only thing I’d bitch about is sometimes it’s hard to find a place to get the shit you need like beer, babes, guns, and babes with guns….and BEER!! I’m not sweatin' it. I got plenty of shit to kill and it keeps me happy. As long as I got my ZPS and my arsenal of lovely ladies, ME and Professor “PEES A LOT” are going to tear this wasteland a new MAN CAVE!!

Subject # K98-J85C: MATTHEW
Profile: He prides himself in being a “know it all” anthropologist, yet his timid disposition and quick reaction to vomit after witnessing something he deems completely horrid tends to beg the question on how dedicated he is to his profession. His germaphobic nature makes him quickly agile, but his mentality of how a stable society should work gets him in more trouble. A fish out of water, but he always tries to do the right thing no matter what.

Subject # H76-AP5G: OZZIE
Profile: A former soldier who considers everything his sandbox. His philosophy, “Punch first, kick, stab repeatedly, shoot until you‘re empty, and maybe ask questions if there‘s time. But we all know there’s never any time for Goddamn questions.” Even with his array of pistols, shotguns, knives, and explosives, he can still turn any harmless object to a weapon of mass destruction. He’s more precise in his fights after consuming large amounts of alcohol, but he becomes more unpredictable. Don’t ever ask him what is in the cooler. You’re better off not knowing.